sweatyeah:

This is the cutest thing!!

(Source: catsparella.com, via metis-problems)

When someone asks me if I’m seeing anyone special

whatshouldwecallme:

Tumbler

(via confessionsofabrokegradstudent)

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

alexandraerin:

lifewithhimisthis:

samanthabarxx:

I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood

like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right

Soulmates

"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."

(via metis-problems)

When my roommate is gone for a few days

confessionsofabrokegradstudent:

zethie:

abaffledkyogre:

the-goddamazon:

sterlingsea:

la-negra-barbuda:

desex-your-ecks:

littleredchucks:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Reblogging for the stretch marks! Because just look how beautifully they work with those knickers!

I love my stretchmarks bc they show little storms on my skin :3

some of us are allergic to cocoa butter aaaaaaaand fuck an asshole who has a problem with stretchmarks.

Stretch marks are a sign that you are human and have changed at some point, so most humans have them. Most as in almost all. The only reason we’re taught to not like them is so that we’ll spend money trying to get rid of them. If you wanna spend money on fading them (because you cannot make them vanish) cool, but fuck anyone who tells you that your body is wrong and you NEED to change it for their rude invasive eyeballs.

Someone on this thread needs a cup of shut the fuck up.
I love all my stretch marks.

One thing tho. Cocoa butter smells amazing. That’s all.

the internalized misogyny is strong in this one.
makes me a bit sad though because i would almost bet money on that that comment was written by a thin girl who, just like most women, have stretch marks, and she’s deadly afraid that someone would find out. what a perfect cover to mark all people with stretch marks as “lazy”!

the majority of my stretch marks are from being pregnant. they represent my son, who i am incredibly proud of, who i carried inside my body for 40 weeks, and who is the best thing that ever happened to me. my stretch marks represent my love and care for my son. so fuck you sb5ive and your ignorance and hate. 

zethie:

abaffledkyogre:

the-goddamazon:

sterlingsea:

la-negra-barbuda:

desex-your-ecks:

littleredchucks:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Reblogging for the stretch marks! Because just look how beautifully they work with those knickers!

I love my stretchmarks bc they show little storms on my skin :3

some of us are allergic to cocoa butter aaaaaaaand fuck an asshole who has a problem with stretchmarks.

Stretch marks are a sign that you are human and have changed at some point, so most humans have them. Most as in almost all. The only reason we’re taught to not like them is so that we’ll spend money trying to get rid of them. If you wanna spend money on fading them (because you cannot make them vanish) cool, but fuck anyone who tells you that your body is wrong and you NEED to change it for their rude invasive eyeballs.

Someone on this thread needs a cup of shut the fuck up.

I love all my stretch marks.

One thing tho. Cocoa butter smells amazing. That’s all.

the internalized misogyny is strong in this one.

makes me a bit sad though because i would almost bet money on that that comment was written by a thin girl who, just like most women, have stretch marks, and she’s deadly afraid that someone would find out. what a perfect cover to mark all people with stretch marks as “lazy”!

the majority of my stretch marks are from being pregnant. they represent my son, who i am incredibly proud of, who i carried inside my body for 40 weeks, and who is the best thing that ever happened to me. my stretch marks represent my love and care for my son. so fuck you sb5ive and your ignorance and hate. 

(via combatbaby9)

bromancing-the-stone:

itsmichaeldoan:

OMG I want the Squirtle tank top! 

BULBASAUR

(Source: puff-to-tuff, via combatbaby9)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via simplypotterheads)

When I tell myself I’m going to exercise, eat right, and work harder:

backrowforlife:

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